Table for two for Misty? M-I-S-T-Y.

holy shit i slept in. gross.

you know when you KNOW you should go to sleep because you've only got 6 hrs til you have to wake up but just can't make the last 50 yard dash into Actually Sleeping? Blech. I had one of those last night. i always look at the clock and panic like OHHHH CRAP NOW I"M DOWN TO 4 AND A HALF HRS. AND NOW I"M DOWN TO JUST 4. WHAT THE FUXX BODY, JUST GO TO SLEEP and that just gets me stressed and aggro, further propagating the insomnia. in the words of a wise poet, i guess i'm a hazard to myself.

to save my cuddly reader/listenership from having to go through a similar experience, i have composed a list of all of the insomnia home remedies that I tried last night and scored them on a scale of 1 to 5 asterisks. proceed.

1. deep breathing. ** comments: doesn't really do much.
   
2. mark undergrad labs. ** comments: more aggro. i'm going to puke if i ever hear "chymotrypsin" again.
   
3. go smoke a cigarette so fast you give yourself a head rush. * comments: this COULD work....but you can easily mistake headrush for tiredness only to find that once your head clears you're still wide awake and now you smell like cigarettes in bed.
   
4. listen to the entire xiu xiu album on loop. softly. *** comments: just make sure you uncheck save me save me. dope track but it'll jar you out of whatever piss puddle of shallow slumber you may have managed to semi-immerse yourself in.
   
5. listen to for emma forever ago on loop. ** comments: great. still pissed off that i can't sleep AND i'm heartbroken/depressed/going to jump out the window while my wrists bleed out.
   ily bon <3
6. warm milk and honey. **** comments: (1) if the stove element starts smoking when you go to boil the milk, you should probably just use the microwave. it's loud at 4 am but not as loud as the smoke detector. (b) if you're having trouble sleeping because you're bloated/gassy/have indigestion, maybe swap the milk for an equivalent quantity of tums.
   
7. get your bf/gf to rub your back/belly. **** comments: drawback - you need a bf/gf. one that will wake up to rub your back when you can't sleep. BAHAHAH. why not throw in a unicorn and a dragon too for good measure.
   
   (sidebar) awesome unicorn and dragon comixx courtesy of SMBC!
   
   
8. praying. ************ comments: ily jc <3

And that's how i finally got to sleep. K tune in, sean's back. also, look at my new/old tshirt.


it says PATCHBUSTERS on it. get it?
whatever.




<3 BSQV -dec 2 DOWNLOADS: Dec 2 show

ALSO as promised here's a pic of EYELASH MITES!!!! --->>>