Wednesday, November 26, 2008

a TRIBUTE

Today's episode is a tribute to THIS MAN-->


my dad. <3


SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT MY DAD:
-he is a dancing machine (refer to fig. 1, 'put your hands up for detroit')
-he is a stylish beast (refer to fig. 1, pinstriped wool trousers, argyle sweater, tweed blazer, classic ray ban transition bifocals awwww yea)
-he's a babe magnet (refer to fig. 1, belly dancer)

luv u pops
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other fun things in the last week:


i went to goldstream to see the salmon spawning. it was really gross.


Smurf had her first bath. It looked a bit like
this, but she's way fatter. i didn't take pictures bc she's a bit sensitive about her weight right now. fair enough.

i also made a root vegetable and chicken pot pie with parsnips, yams, mushrooms, zucchini, cauliflower and chicken in a basil white wine sauce with basil parmesan crust. omnomnom.


SIDEBAR
i'm not going to send mailouts through fbook anymore. i got called out as a spammer and that's so not what i'm about. ew. so i'll still be writing weekly messages to y'all but i'll just post them here. you're on your own for remembering to tune in.

STILL LUV U MUCHLY,

biscuits

-nov 25

DOWNLOADS:
NOV 25 TRIBUTE TO POPS, PART 1
NOV 25 TRIBUTE TO POPS, PART 2

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

oh yea the show's on today

*<)(:0D

After a frigid but lively frolick in the windy city i am back at my own bed and desk and the 3 lbs i had lost in the last couple of months have been returned to me. PHEW. Thanks mom. but MORE IMPORTANTLY beaker & honeydew is returning to regular programming a la today circa 5. Thanks to Troy Braveheart The Lion Lemberg for filling in while i was away.

My trip was pretty good. We met half of Flosstradamus, or as i like to call him now that we're FACEBOOK FRIENDS (!!!), Joshtradamus. I got really excited and asked him if he'd gotten all my myspace messages, which is what Nylon magazine says is the hip, cool-as-a-cucumber thing to do when you meet celebrities.


I didn't end up renting Kung Fu Panda with Barry Obama and Oprah afterall. Know why? Because SOMEBODY (and i'm not pointing any fingers at the prezzie-elect bc that's not how i roll) forgot to reserve our copy of it.


oh and THEN, since they want a new dog i totally offered to GIVE HIM my pitbull as a congratulatory gift provided she then get her own sitcom about a dog who moves in to the Whitehouse with the president and his family and gets into all sorts of wacky trouble. I thought it was a really sweet gesture but apparently Michelle and the stupid kids want a NEW puppy or whatever. FINE. Turn your back on the most loving and protective canine you will EVER have the pleasure of encountering. Ever.


Look at that face! oh yea AND THEN he had the balls to be all "uh that's not even a pitbull. that's your fat rabbit." I'm so sending them a re-gifted fruitcake for xmas.

love
beeskwee

ps - i messed up last week's recording again. DEAL WITH IT.
pps - i'm sorry i didn't mean to yell.

-nov 18

DOWNLOAD:
NOV 18 SHOW

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

GUEST CO HOST

good afternoon bears and girls,

today beaker and honeydew is pleased to have a very special guest co-host joining us in the on-air boots. Mr. Sean "DJ Fatso" Evans of Cheers in the Belfry, I'm Fat You're Fat, PG Music, Lucky Bar, and the Scrawny Hobo Association of Greater Victoria will be joining us to talk about life, love and how to campaign for municipal elections with a budget of twenty seven dollars worth of nickels, a ball of lint and a couple of jelly beans. DON'T MISS IT!

Also a big heeeeeeeey ohhhhhh to all my bros out there bro-in' it up with their moustaches for Movember. We've been doing it all wrong, growing out your facial hair is a much easier/safer/more rugged way of showing support than pink ribbons. Also my poppy stabbed me yesterday. I will remember.


DL link for last week's show is up under posted items and on the blog (which is a much cooler, more hyperlinked interface anyway). I also found a recording of a show from August that I never uploaded for DLing so go listen to that too. By clicking AUGUST 4 SHOW HERE. It made me realize that over time I've actually started saying UHHHHHHHH on the air more frequently and for longer durations. hooray for my atrophying oral skills. *wink wink*

less than three
les biscuits

-nov 4