HAPPY HOLIDAYS | I LOVE YOU

This week's show wasn't actually very good. I've become entirely dependent on sean for fetching things and filling talk time. I feel overcome with the same sloth that defeated me when Spellcheck was first invented. and then again when they started canning chick peas in brine and i didn't have to soak them overnight anymore. i don't even know where i would start if i had to soak my chickpeas again. Sean you get back here you little Rat Face.

Now join me as a I list the series of events traversed in my journey to christmas-spirit restoration:

• i lost my wallet on the bus. shit.
• i called the bus depot and they had it, complete with the $1200 paycheck that was in it. yay!
• my boots don't keep water out. i have been elected mayor of WetSocksville, MA. shit.
• my roommate kate made turkey and i ate it. then we drank wine and made apple crumble and watched the muppet christmas carol (FEATURING BEAKER & HONEYDEW). yay!
• the little old man who found my wallet left me a merry xmas note with a phone #. i called and wished him happy holidays. HOW CUTE. yay!
• i listened to a lounge-y remix of hercules and love affair's blind that made me want to vomit a little onto the white vinyl kidney-shaped couch i'd have to be sitting on for that remix to be played in the first place. shit.
  
• i found the MY!GAY!HUSBAND! remix of THE MUPPET SHOW THEME SONG!! merry christmas hypemachine! yay!

and now here we are and i just want to hug everybody. hope you like the show. one of the first tracks is a santogold track called icarus that i'm really really excited about.

Beaker and Honeydew is now on hiatus until the new year. everybody have a safe and wonderful holiday and we'll see you at 5 pm on THE FIRST TOOZDIE OF 2009!!!

LAWWWWWVE YOU
biscuits

DOWNLOAD:
December 16th show
Santogold - Icarus
Muppet Feme Tune - Remixed by MY!GAY!HUSBAND!

ALSO HERE'S SOME NOT-DOWNLOADABLE TUNES YOU SHOULD CHECK BC THEY ARE KOOL
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (Wallpaper. Dio Remix)
LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great (Wintergloves Cover )

AND LASTLY...PEEP THIS.