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Meep Meep.
It's been a big week. I survived the zombie walk despite many attacks on my brain (joke's on them right) and i'm pretty sure our mainland friends over in Van broke the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of zombies dancing to Thriller. His Highness King M.J. Bananaphone Esq. would have been proud if he had any concept of reality.
This week I also raided a friend's lappy and dug up some gold banger nuggets that will make the maggots crawl out of your cadavre eye sockets and slimy-wiggle their way onto the dance flo'. So tell Igor to tune yo ass into the FUV 101.9 and bob along while you stir up some trouble in yo gangsta ass cauldron.
MAY YOUR H'WIZZLE BE FULL OF FAR TOO MANY SPIRITS - GOOD, EVIL AND INEBRIATING. -october 28
i effed up last week's recording SOWWY. this week i will try and be smart and tech savvy like my big brudder. he says i will grow out of this but i don't know. ps anybody got a chocala bar?
so do you guys know what you're being for halloween yet? if you're stuck here's a couple of ideas:
tongue-in-cheek costume that makes fun of at least 2 nationalities as well as one of north america's best loved commercials/kids/juices: the kid from the Wong's White Rice Milk ad. (courtesy of Youtube) also, your parents are bastards. better ask omar to go get you new ones.
just don't show up as a pregnant MIA or i might have to go all bucky done gun on your biter ass.
Babiez there ain't no mountain high enough ain't no valley low enough ain't no turkey big enough to keep me from waddling my freshly augmented post-thxgiving congealed-drippingsbutt to the station to pump out some b33tz for yous.
as of this week b&h is a WHOLE HOUR AND A HALF so flick us on right at the 5:00 pm mark, my itis-ed out little cuddlemonkeys, and we will bob our heads and undo our jeans buttons and be merry. break it down.
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i know i said no more spam but this is a special circumstance: i'm doing my first ever LIVE interview today with noah fralick, the drummer for hamilton-grown wildcat-rock-n-roll/zouk/c
runk band young rival. these guys are to spritely young hipsters what bush x and then bush were to me circa grade 6. slash still. they're also playing logan's in a couple of weeks. they also volunteer at a manatee clinic up north in between touring and donating kidneys. and conducting non-invasive stem cell research. in soup kitchens. their track 'your island' is the new skinny love far as i'm concerned. point being:
tune in, it'll either be awesome or hilariously awkward. or if you're lucky, a bit of both.
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